STARBUCKS

Starbucks is your go-to for a no-frills caffeine fix. The staff here, like the ever-smiling Tess, are genuinely nice, making you feel warm and fuzzy inside—even if the coffee’s a bit basic. People rave about the cozy atmosphere, but let’s be honest, it’s still just another Starbucks. Ian noted cheerful messages on cups, which is cute, but it doesn’t distract from the fact that you’ve had one too many cups before lunchtime.

Then there’s Callum, who had a five-hour wait for his order—seriously, did he accidentally sign up for a marathon? If you’re brave enough to roll the dice with your order, you might find a nostalgic vibe. Just don’t expect miracles; this is comfort coffee, not a magical elixir. If you’re craving a chill spot with a side of frustration, this place fits the bill.