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🏠 The Stag Brewery East Gate, Lower Richmond Road, Mortlake, SW14 7EX
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Utopia Retail Ltd is serving up Greek delights that might just transport you straight to Mykonos—minus the tan lines. Their iced coffee is a crowd-pleaser, and if you fancy a Greek salad, you’re in for a treat. The feta is straight from Greece, so you know it’s the real deal. George, the guy running the show, seems to have a knack for making guests feel at home, which is always a bonus. It's the kind of place where the atmosphere is as warm as the food.
But let’s not pretend it’s a five-star experience—it's good but not groundbreaking. You’re not heading here for a Michelin star; you’re here for some solid Greek grub at reasonable prices. Perfect for a casual meal or a coffee break, this place is steady and reliable, like that mate who always shows up for the pub quiz.
"Loved their iced coffee the most and trying Greek food"
"Best Greek salad ever in the town"
"George is a great guy always going that extra mile"
Utopia Retail Ltd, Mortlake — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 12 February 2024