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🏠 St Osmunds R C Primary School, Church Road, Barnes, SW13 9HQ
Tier Achieved:
For the germaphobe whose motto is 'food is fuel'.
Spotless kitchen, rubbish food. Won't get sick. Might wish you had. Emergency calories only.
Caterlink is as exciting as a soggy sandwich left out in the rain. Hygiene? A perfect 5/5. Taste? More like 'please don't'. The reviews read like a cautionary tale with one brave soul stating the 'food was bland' and another proclaiming they 'wouldn't feed it to their dog.' Honestly, even the staff seem like they’re just waiting for their shift to end. If you're starving, maybe grab a snack on the way instead.
So, if you're in SW13, do yourself a favor and avoid this culinary black hole. Save your taste buds and go elsewhere, because this place is all clean sheets and no comfort. It’s a fuel stop for when you’re running on empty, not a destination for food lovers.
Caterlink, Barnes — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 17 June 2025