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🏠 5 Church Green East, Redditch, Worcestershire, B98 8BP
Tier Achieved:
Clean. Reliable. Does the job.
The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.
Patenga is like that restaurant that gets it right... sometimes. With a hygiene rating that shines brighter than your ex's excuses, this place is mostly on point, but let’s not kid ourselves; the food can be hit or miss. Samantha and Debbie found the delivery hot and prompt, with portions that could feed a small army. But then Clive dropped the bomb on us, claiming everything was so red it looked like a food dye disaster. Talk about a mixed bag.
The dishes range from delicious to 'what the actual hell,' particularly J Singh's salmon tikka masala experience, which was apparently so sweet it could have starred in a rom-com. If you want a curry night that’s unpredictable like dating apps, give Patenga a shot. Just keep your expectations in check.
"Great value for all we had. Delivery 30 minutes earlier than stated."
"Food was early and hot and so well presented."
"One of the best curries we have ever had."
Patenga, Worcestershire — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 21 October 2025