CAKE AND CUSTARD FACTORY (SOUTH WOODFORD)

Cake and Custard Factory, where the cakes are lovely and the service... well, let's just say it’s a bit of a mixed bag. Rayhan's arrival was greeted by heavenly smells and friendly faces. But then you've got Louis who sounded more confused than a cat at a dog show, trying to order on Deliveroo. If you want a good experience, just walk in and skip the apps.

The desserts definitely win points, especially their brownies and school classics, while Ty's vegan milkshake was a solid hit. But beware of the offenders: Nabz found a milkshake that was as appealing as day-old bread, and Allyson had a quest to find the place that didn’t exist. So, if you’re looking for a gamble on good sweets, just be ready for a potentially bumpy ride.