TESCO CAFE

Tesco Cafe is the kind of place that exists primarily for convenience, like your cousin who only shows up at family gatherings for the food. With a hygiene rating of 4/5, it's clean enough to not make you cringe, but the food and service have seen better days. Imogen was pleased with her breakfast, and Tweety appreciated the friendly new management. But others have had less than stellar experiences, with complaints about slow service and cold food that sounds straight out of a horror movie.

It’s a mixed bag here; if you’re in a pinch and just need a quick bite before your shop, it gets the job done. Just don’t expect a Michelin star or a hearty hello from the staff. You might leave with your stomach half-full and a slight headache. 😩