THE SOUTH STREET KITCHEN

The South Street Kitchen is your classic 'it exists' spot. With a 5-star hygiene rating, you'd think they’d throw a little pizzazz into their full English. Instead, it’s a straight-up breakfast with bacon that's just... well, bacon. David Halstead loves the tea and cakes here, and honestly, who doesn't? If you like sitting in gardens and pretending you're at a fancy picnic, this could tickle your fancy. The staff are as friendly as a golden retriever, so at least you won't feel like you're asking for a kidney when you request an extra slice of bacon.

But let's be real: you’re not coming here for a culinary adventure. The food gets the job done without any excitement. Jo Patterson mentioned a tidy-up could do wonders, but with a basic vibe and food that’s clearly good but not groundbreaking, you’re left wondering if the garden is the main attraction. It's like a safe pair of shoes – comfortable, but not winning any style awards.