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🏠 Tesco, Seven Brethren Bank, Barnstaple, EX31 2AS
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
The Tesco Barnstaple Family Customer Cafe is basically a glorified snack station where hygiene is top-notch but the food is as exciting as a soggy cardboard box. Sure, you won't get food poisoning, but don’t expect flavor fireworks. The staff are friendly, but let’s be real, they’re probably just relieved to avoid a health inspection. You might find yourself eyeing the pre-packaged sandwiches more than the hot meals. If you're in desperate need of fuel and have a soft spot for blandness, this is your pit stop.
You can grab a basic salad or an uninspired panini, but don’t expect Gordon Ramsay to come knocking on the door anytime soon. Sure, it’s clean enough to eat off the floor, but when your taste buds are as bored as I was, you might find yourself daydreaming about a real meal while chugging down your lukewarm coffee. Bring a good book to distract yourself from the tastebud tragedy unfolding on your plate.
Tesco Barnstaple Family Customer Cafe, Barnstaple — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 7 February 2025