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🏠 Old Station Road, Barnstaple, Devon, EX32 8PB
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Ah, McDonald's. The place where dreams (or late-night cravings) go to die. You won't find culinary innovation here, just reliably clean surfaces and the same old Big Mac that hits the spot after a few too many pints. The fries? Iconic. The McChicken? A staple. But don't expect gourmet magic. The staff are like robots programmed for efficiency, which is comforting when you’re just after a quick bite, but can feel a bit soulless on a busy Saturday night.
So if you’re in dire need of fuel and can overlook the fact it’s basically the fast-food equivalent of a boring textbook, then dive in. Just don’t expect a Michelin star, or even a decent chat with the staff. Save the culinary adventure for another day. 🍟
Mcdonalds Restaurant, Devon — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 7 August 2025