KFC

KFC is where your fast food dreams go to die. Hygiene? 5/5. But for a place that’s supposed to serve chicken, it often feels more like a culinary roll of the dice. You might get a tasty meal, or you might just get a sad, pink mess that even a hungry raccoon would turn its nose at. The staff have mastered the art of indifference, perfecting the drive-thru experience to feel like a slap in the face.

If you’re in a pinch and need something greasy and quick, sure, roll in. Just don’t expect your chicken to be anything less than a gamble. If you leave with food poisoning, at least you’ll have an unforgettable story for your next dinner party.