Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 Rmb Chivenor, Chivenor, Barnstaple, EX31 4AZ
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Junior Ranks Mess is like that clean but oh-so-boring friend who insists on planning every meal out. The hygiene score is top-notch, but the food? Well, you might find yourself craving a lasagna that you'll never get because armed guards are on duty to escort you out if you dare to show up for a meal. Got to love the irony of being turned away from a 'canteen' when all you wanted was some comfort food. If you're looking for some excitement, maybe skip this place unless you want a side of drama with your dinner.
The staff seems more interested in maintaining order than serving food, so don’t expect the warmest welcome. You might just end up standing around, wondering if the lasagna you dream about really exists or if it’s just a figment of your imagination. Honestly, save yourself the trouble and maybe just order in instead. At least there won’t be armed forces involved.
"Not sure what's more armed, the security or my appetite."
"A solid choice if you like your food drama-free."
"This place is squeaky clean, but that's about it."
Junior Ranks Mess, Barnstaple — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 20 March 2024