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🏠 Harbour Cafe, 3 Borough Road, Combe Martin, EX34 0AN
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The ultimate Russian roulette. Culinary daredevils only.
The Devil's feeding trough. Food so good people risk it all. The kitchen is a horror show but the reviews are immaculate. Strongest stomachs only. You've been warned.
Harbour Café is that one place where you might need to develop a strong stomach to enjoy the food without contemplating a trip to the doctor. Hygiene is at a woeful 1/5, but somehow, the reviews hint at a surprisingly decent experience. The coffee is apparently top-notch and the food is praised, making you question if they just scrub the surfaces and call it good.
If you’re feeling brave and can overlook the hygiene nightmares, you may just find yourself enjoying a delightful meal. But I wouldn’t blame you if you bring some hand sanitizer along for the ride. Proceed with caution.
"What a great find!"
"Best coffee we’ve had in the UK."
"Delicious coffee. Very friendly staff."
Harbour Café, Combe Martin — Food Hygiene Rating: 1/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 21 November 2025