STARBUCKS

Starbucks is your go-to for caffeine fixes, but let’s be real—it’s not exactly groundbreaking. The hygiene shines brighter than most, but the coffee is as standard as a white tee in a hipster's wardrobe. If you're in a rush, this is the place to grab a quick pick-me-up before heading out into the fray of life. The staff are friendly enough, but you’re not going to find any soul-stirring conversations here.

Every visit is a bit of a gamble. You might get a barista who knows their beans, or you could end up with one who’s clearly just there for the paycheck. It’s a clean space where you can hide from the world, but don’t expect miracles—or even a decent muffin.