ASK ITALIAN

Ask Italian is about as exciting as a lukewarm cup of tea. With a hygiene rating of 5/5, you know it’s clean, but with a Google score of 4.1, it feels like they should be aiming a bit higher. The food is, well, there. It exists. You’ll get your pasta fix but don’t expect fireworks. It’s the kind of place that’s perfect for a date if you want to play it safe—just don’t make eye contact when you both realize the food is as bland as your conversation.

Overall, if you’re in the area and craving Italian, it’ll scratch the itch but don’t expect to be bragging about it later. It’s a solid choice if you’re in a pinch, but don’t go expecting a taste explosion. Switch your expectations to low and you might leave with a smile.