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🏠 1 Grafton Gate, Central Milton Keynes, MK9 1AH
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Tenpin is the embodiment of mediocre fun. With a 5/5 hygiene but a shaky 3.9 Google score, it’s clean, but the food is as thrilling as a Monday morning. The £9 pp bowling deal seems like a steal until you realize it’s just that: a deal for a reason. The kids had a blast, thanks to attentive staff like Reanna, who ensured everyone got their bowling pins signed. But don’t expect culinary fireworks.
The food arrives slower than the kids on a sugar high, and don’t get me started on the toilets. They could use some love and a good scrub down. If you’re here for the bowling, great. If you want a meal, better stick to the vending machine.
"Reanna was very attentive and ensured all the party guests had signed the bowling pin."
"The ambience is very good."
"For what it is it feels very overpriced."
Tenpin, Central Milton Keynes — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 13 June 2025