PIZZA EXPRESS

Pizza Express is like your dependable friend who always shows up but never really brings anything exciting to the party. The hygiene is top-notch, but the food? Let’s just say it’s a mixed bag. Sure, you might have had a lovely time there with your mates and the service from people like Imogen is commendable, but when the highlight of your meal is the ambiance, you know you’re in safe-but-snoozefest territory.

The pizzas can be hit or miss – sometimes they’re great, others, you’re left wondering why you didn’t just order a salad. The whole “family-friendly” atmosphere means it’s perfect for catching up but not necessarily for a culinary adventure. The service is friendly, but that doesn’t change the fact that you’re at a chain restaurant that’s just a few notches above a microwave meal.