Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 Harben House, Severn Drive, Newport Pagnell, MK16 9EY
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Mythical. Spotless AND the best of the best.
Like a unicorn — squeaky clean with top-tier food. This is the dream. Book it.
P31 Cafe is the unicorn in the café world—glowing hygiene score of 5 and a sparkling 5.0 on Google. This place has got it all: great food, friendly staff, and a vibe that’s more cozy than your grandma’s living room. Tanya can’t stop raving about the attention to detail in every dish, especially the Caesar salad and jacket potatoes. TB is obsessed with their iced chai latte, claiming it’s the best around. If that’s not enough, Steve’s been enjoying the Jerk Chicken and Plantain combo without complaint.
It’s hard to find a flaw in this café, and with its welcoming atmosphere, it’s the perfect place to chill or refuel. P31 Cafe isn’t just serving food; they’re serving up happiness on a plate. If you’re anywhere near, do yourself a favor and stop in.
"Every snack and meal I have purchased I have thoroughly enjoyed!"
"The atmosphere here is so welcoming."
"Great food and very friendly staff."
P31 Cafe, Newport Pagnell — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 16 September 2025