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🏠 Bletcham Way V4 - V6 To V7, Milton Keynes, MK1 1QB
Tier Achieved:
Clean. Reliable. Does the job.
The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.
IKEA is where dreams (and likely furniture) go to die. The restaurant serves up those legendary meatballs, but let's be real; you’re mainly here for the existential crisis that comes with finding your way out of a maze. U D had his first IKEA experience and was all about the inspiring setups. Meanwhile, Mohammed appreciates the practical furniture options, but the food? It's a solid 'meh'.
The cleanliness is a plus, but you might end up waiting ages for your food in a hectic atmosphere. And don’t even get me started on the appalling toilet situation—it's a miracle if you leave without a horror story. Just go in knowing that you might be better off enjoying a plate of meatballs while plotting your escape from the oddly-shaped room of furniture.
"Shopping at IKEA is always a fun and reliable experience."
"I love how practical yet stylish their designs are."
"Really good solid construction."
IKEA, Milton Keynes — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 9 September 2024