BANNATYNE'S HEALTH CLUB

Bannatyne's Health Club touts itself as a health spa, but really it’s more of a hygiene horror show with a sprinkling of mediocre service. Aimee sang praises for her massage from Affi, but that’s where the good vibes end. Vladimir spotted a bleeding man at the pool—yikes! If you like your spa experience sprinkled with a hint of horror, this is your spot. Aja and Suzanne’s tales of crackled steps and painted-over filth sound like the stuff of nightmares. And let’s just say, if you think ham and cheese toasties can’t disappoint, just wait until you try theirs. Basically, it’s clean, but don’t expect much else.