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🏠 Unit 4 The Long Shop, 16 Watermill Way, Colliers Wood, SW19 2RD
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Mythical. Spotless AND the best of the best.
Like a unicorn — squeaky clean with top-tier food. This is the dream. Book it.
Wandle Pirates is where your taste buds go to party. If you’re dreaming of surf and turf that doesn’t involve a flight to the Med, John Phillips can’t stop drooling over their steaks. With 100+ rums on hand, it’s not just the food that’s incredible; the vibe is as vibrant as the staff. Murillo, the enthusiastic chef, would scream 'YES CHEF!' at the mere sight of the seafood tapas and those lamb and chicken meatballs that Konstantinos can’t stop raving about. The only downside? Bring a friend to help finish those mammoth portions or you'll be taking leftovers home.
On the flip side, not everyone had a fairytale ending. Barbara Mroczkowska, who apparently likes her food served hot, was left disappointed by cold plates and staggered service. But don’t let that deter you; the overwhelmingly positive feedback from the rest means this place is still a solid choice. Just maybe avoid peak hours unless you enjoy eating your meals at a frosty temperature.
"The surf and turf was the best I have had without being in the Med"
"Wandle Pirates is just a delight!!!"
"The steak was one of the best steaks I ever had"
Wandle Pirates, Colliers Wood — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 2 August 2024