WITHINGTON ROAD HOSTEL BAIL & PROBATION

Withington Road Hostel Bail & Probation is a bit like that flatmate you tolerate but don’t really love. It’s clean, and the hygiene check gets a big thumbs up, but let’s just say the food might need a little more pizzazz. Natalie Yearsley gave it four stars, which is basically a polite way of saying it’s fine but don’t get your hopes up too high.

It’s a vanilla experience all around—safe, reliable, but not exactly setting your taste buds on fire. You could pop in for a quick bite if you’re in the area, but you won’t be dreaming about the food later. It’s like a lukewarm cup of tea—nice, but not exactly thrilling.