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🏠 36a Arndale Centre, Market Street, Manchester, M4 2HU
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Starbucks is like that friend who’s always there but rarely brings anything exciting to the party. Sure, it’s cleaner than your average coffee shop (5/5 hygiene, well done), but let’s be real: if you’re after a caffeine hit, the only real winners are the seasonal drinks, and even those are like a relationship that peaks too soon. The baristas might smile, but their sincerity can sometimes feel as staged as a bad rom-com.
The menu offers the usual suspects—lattes, cappuccinos, and the obligatory pastries that look better than they taste. If you're looking for something adventurous, you might want to keep scrolling. Honestly, unless you need a place to recharge between shops or a Wi-Fi signal strong enough to stream your next Netflix binge, you might want to skip this one and head to a local café instead. But hey, at least it's clean, right? 🤷♂️
Starbucks Coffee, Manchester — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 8 March 2023