MANCHESTER AQUATICS CENTRE ALSO T/AS ELIOR

Manchester Aquatics Centre, a clean swimming spot, where the food is as exciting as wet socks. Sure, the hygiene score is shiny, but the cafeteria food makes you question if you’d rather just pack a sandwich next time. The staff seems lovely, but they can’t sprinkle magic on bland fare.

You might run into a friendly face like Martin, who’s all smiles, but let’s be real, no amount of kindness can save the sad-looking salad or the overpriced chips. So, dive in for a swim, but maybe skip the post-swim meal unless you’re starving enough to eat anything. 🥱