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🏠 Memory Lane House, 25 College Road, Maidstone, ME15 6SX
Tier Achieved:
Clean. Reliable. Does the job.
The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.
The Garden of England Homecare is more of a care hub than a culinary hotspot. The staff, especially the GofE girls, seem to nail the attentive service, making sure your loved ones are well looked after. Howard Woodcock can’t stop raving about them, calling them polite and professional, but let's be real – no one’s here for Michelin stars.
Sharon Collins didn’t seem as impressed and only dropped two stars, so maybe leave your expectations at the door. It's clean, sure, but if you're looking for a dining experience rather than a care service, you might want to explore elsewhere. It’s like going to a hospital cafeteria and expecting fine dining – good luck with that.
"The GofE girls have been looking after my Mum for a while and have been very caring and attentive throughout."
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The Garden Of England Homecare, Maidstone — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 30 October 2024