TONGUE N CHEEK

🏠 Tongue N Cheek / Daruma / Tokyo Bakery, Unit 44A Brockley Cross Business Centre, 96 Endwell Road, SE4 2PD

🍽️ Hamburger Restaurant

Tier Achieved:

😐 VANILLA 😐

Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.

The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.

🧼 Food Hygiene Rating 5/5 FSA Certified
⭐ Google Rating 3.7 6 reviews
Mon11 AM–6 PM
Tue11 AM–6 PM
Wed11 AM–6 PM
Thu11 AM–6 PM
Fri11 AM–6 PM
Sat11 AM–6 PM
Sun11 AM–6 PM

Great hygiene, but flavor’s hit or miss.

Tongue N Cheek is serving up some serious hits and misses. The hygiene is a glorious 5/5, but the Google rating of 3.7 suggests a mixed bag. Vlad is raving about the chicken, which is a solid win, but let’s not ignore Michele’s experience with a burger that sounded like a culinary disaster wrapped in mediocrity.

This place could have been a contender, but you might find yourself on a wild flavor ride—sometimes up, sometimes down. If you fancy a gamble on your lunch, this might fit the bill, but don’t expect a Michelin star experience.


💬 PEOPLE SAY 💬

amazing chickengood burgersmediocre serviceinconsistent flavors

✨ FEATURES ✨

🍽️ Dine-in🥡 Takeout

📝 REVIEWS 📝

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"Chicken was amazing"

— Vlad Daș

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"Buenas hamburguesas a 9, 10 y 10'5£"

— Monica Roig Bolsa

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— Leandro Spanhol


🔬 FSA BREAKDOWN 🔬

🧼 Hygienic Food Handling VERY GOOD
🏗️ Cleanliness & Facilities VERY GOOD
📋 Management & Safety VERY GOOD

Tongue N Cheek, 96 Endwell Road — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5

🗓️ Last inspected: 15 January 2024


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