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🏠 UNIT 9, LINDSAY COURT, Loampit Vale, SE13 7LL
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Amazing food. Hygiene score you can forgive.
The food slaps and hygiene is "Good" — not perfect, but nothing to worry about. Go for it.
The Bar Beach Grill serves up a beachy vibe with a side of deliciousness. From the moment you step in, it feels like a mini-vacation, thanks to the welcoming ambiance and a soundtrack that could make a rainy day feel like summer. Dee hits the nail on the head with her praise for the flavorful dishes and generous portions, while Caren's repeat visits tell you everything you need to know about their consistency.
You might have a tiny issue with crowded tables and a mixed-up bill, but hey, what’s a little chaos when you’re enjoying a good meal with friends? The team is friendly and the food hits the right notes, so you can overlook the small annoyances. Just don’t expect a Michelin star experience; this is more about good times and tasty bites than fine dining.
"The food was flavorful and came in generous portions."
"Went there this evening with my friend and we enjoyed what we had."
"Lovely atmosphere and friendly staff."
The Bar Beach Grill, Loampit Vale — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 18 November 2025