SUBWAY

Subway, the classic ‘I-can’t-be-bothered’ stop, is clean as a whistle but serves food that’s about as thrilling as a wet sock. Hygiene is on point, boasting a shiny 5/5, but let’s be honest – unless you're craving a sandwich that looks like it was assembled by someone with no experience, you might want to keep walking. The vibe is quieter than a library on a Sunday, which is nice, but the service can have its moments.

You’ll find a tuna sandwich that might just make you feel a little too fancy for a quick bite. But the staff? Well, let’s just say they could use a little charm. If you’re in need of a quick snack between errands, it’ll do, but if you’ve got time for a meal, you might want to upgrade your lunch plans.