Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 McDonald's Restaurants Ltd, 16 Evelyn Street, London, SE8 5DQ
Tier Achieved:
For the germaphobe whose motto is 'food is fuel'.
Spotless kitchen, rubbish food. Won't get sick. Might wish you had. Emergency calories only.
Ah, McDonald’s, the golden arches of culinary mediocrity. This branch boasts a hygiene score of 5/5, which is basically saying, 'Hey, we’re clean!' But let’s not kid ourselves: it’s still fast food. The drive-thru moves like it’s stuck in molasses, and you’re more likely to get your order wrong than to find a unicorn in the wild.
While the fries are consistently decent, your nuggets might as well have a Grinch chef behind the counter—overcooked and sad. If you’re looking for ambiance, all you’ll get is the sound of your stomach grumbling and the distant hope of a better life. It’s a fuel stop, pure and simple; don’t expect to be wowed, just fed. If you need a fix, go for it, but your taste buds might just file a complaint.
"Man, what a night, super excited to get the deal."
"The grinch must have cooked the nuggets himself."
"You can get table service if you order."
McDonald's Restuarants Ltd, London — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 15 February 2024