SHEZZAANS

Shezzaans is a curry house that’s more miss than hit. Sure, Ryan and Megan are singing its praises about the fresh food and friendly vibes, but let's not ignore Liam’s chicken tikka jalfrezi disaster that sounded like spicy egg gravy. The service seems to be a wild card too; while G W got his hot curry with a smile, Carol spent two hours waiting for her food. And cash only? In 2023? Come on. If you fancy a curry, go in with moderate expectations, and maybe steer clear of the jalfrezi.

On the bright side, if you want a curry that’s consistently decent (most of the time), and don’t mind a long wait, Shezzaans could work. Just make sure to double-check your order and your taste buds before diving into something spicy. It might just be another average night in curry town.