NANDOS

Nando’s is classic, but this particular branch seems to be hit or miss. Jess had a blast, thanks to Keira and Alyssa’s fantastic service during a busy evening, while Ellia couldn’t stop praising the team for being super friendly and helpful. Freya had a solid meal after a stressful day, and Zummy appreciated the food and allergy management.

But then there’s Peter, who found the joint looking more like a post-apocalyptic wasteland with mucky seats and menus. And Jack? He’s got a bone to pick with a waitress named Imi for a condescending allergy chat. So yeah, if you’re feeling lucky, roll the dice at this Nando’s, but don’t say I didn’t warn you about the potential for grime.