BROWNS

Browns is like that reliable friend who always shows up with a good story but never really brings the excitement. The food is decent, with Sophie singing praises of the butternut squash soup and the pork belly. But watch out for the hard bread—it's not all sunshine and rainbows. Paul pointed out the charming service from Alisha, which is like the cherry on top of a not-so-wild sundae.

While the ambiance is cozy and perfect for a catch-up, some diners like John found it a bit underwhelming, especially with broken doors and a slow service. If you’re looking for a place to chat and enjoy a meal, Browns ticks the boxes—but don’t expect culinary fireworks that’ll make you dance on the table.