SUBWAY

Subway is like that friend who’s always around but never really exciting. With a hygiene score that’s a solid 5 but a Google rating that puts it firmly in the ‘meh’ category, it's your go-to for a quick bite when absolutely no one else will do. Sure, you can stack your sandwich like it’s a game of Jenga, but let’s be real – the thrill ends there.

You might walk in dreaming of a sandwich masterpiece, but end up with a footlong that leaves you feeling, well, underwhelmed. The staff are polite but it feels like they’re just as bored as you are. So if you’re craving something more riveting, you might want to keep scrolling.