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🏠 23 Castle Hill, Lancaster, LA1 1YN
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Bad AND dirty. Worse than a meal deal.
Like being slapped twice. The food's crap and you'll probably get the 💩s anyway. Just... don't.
Castle Hill Pizza is an experience you might want to avoid unless you enjoy disappointment. Louise Pullen dropped a whopping £50 for cold doner meat and wrong pizzas, which is like a nightmare scenario for any pizza lover. Carolina Seredenco noticed the quality taking a dive, and Sam Barman labeled it the worst meal in years—so you know it’s bad.
If you’re into long waits and even longer phone calls to a disinterested staff, this place is your jam. Adele Kirby’s salad on a burger was a joke, and Elizabeth Gardner waited three hours for food that was cold and inedible. Unless you enjoy playing food roulette, steer clear of this pizza joint.
"Ordered a nearly 50 pound order, to receive cold doner meat."
"Quality of food considerably changed."
"The worst meal in years."
Castle Hill Pizza, Lancaster — Food Hygiene Rating: 0/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 6 November 2025