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🏠 Unit 5, Bessemer Park, 250 Milkwood Road, SE24 0HG
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The Clink Cafe is your classic feel-good story wrapped in a clean 5/5 hygiene rating. Set in a unique location, this cafe is more about the cause than just the food. It’s all about providing opportunities behind bars — literally. Expect a cozy atmosphere with a side of good vibes, but let’s be real, you’re not coming here for a Michelin star.
The food is decent enough, and the experience is heartwarming. Just like a hug from your favorite aunt, it’s comforting and reassuring. So if you’re looking for a unique outing that does some good, The Clink is where to support a cause while indulging. Just don’t expect to be blown away by the food; it’s more about the mission here.
The Clink Cafe, 250 Milkwood Road — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 4 August 2025