Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 1 Citadel Place, London, SE11 5EF
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Spring Gardens is a clean spot, but it seems like they should stick to hygiene as their food game is lacking. I mean, who wants to eat at a joint that feels like a police station? The reviews are all over the place, with one guy joking about crime while others sing praises for the 'good guys'. It's like a bad sitcom where nobody knows their role. Sure, it’s spotless, but when people are more worried about the cops than the coffee, you know you've hit a weird low point.
If you want a meal alongside a side of existential dread about UK politics, this is your place. But if you’re looking for flavor, keep scrolling. With a 5-star hygiene rating that makes you feel like you're in a lab, but a 3.9-star vibe that screams awkward family gathering, this place is basically your local fuel stop—clean, but don't expect a Michelin star anytime soon.
"Give up crime they will get you sooner or later."
"The good guys."
"Super 👌"
Spring Gardens — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 26 May 2023