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🏠 McDonalds, Streatham Place, London, SW2 4PZ
Tier Achieved:
For the germaphobe whose motto is 'food is fuel'.
Spotless kitchen, rubbish food. Won't get sick. Might wish you had. Emergency calories only.
Welcome to the McDonalds Restaurant, where the hygiene is stellar, but the food experience is like rolling a dice at a carnival. If you enjoy waiting an eternity for a cold meal served by staff who need a GPS to find the right order, then this is the place for you. Sam Saltwell learned the hard way about the £60 fine for overstaying your welcome, so just know you’re racing against the clock while you attempt to enjoy a Big Mac.
Rajat Gupta’s drive-thru adventure was an epic saga of double charges and confused staff, and it’s safe to say this McD's is best enjoyed if you’re in a rush to eat mediocre food under the glow of fluorescent lights. When the most exciting moment is the uncertainty of whether you’ll get what you ordered, it’s clear we’re in *Fuel Stop* territory—clean but absolutely uninspiring.
"90 minutes is your limit at this McDonalds."
"Clueless = this McD."
"I was shocked by how it had changed now."
McDonalds Restaurant, London — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 14 January 2025