FERNDALE SPORTS CENTRE

Ferndale Sports Centre is like that friend who always suggests a meetup but never shows up with the snacks. The facilities are clean and the staff, including this friendly lady at reception, are as helpful as a Google search. You can enjoy a round of Active Putt & Play or just stare longingly at the overpriced pitches while you question your life choices. But let’s be real, if you’re coming here, you might be more into the golf than the food.

However, if you’re looking for a dining experience that doesn’t involve dodgy behavior from a certain Bajain manager, you might want to steer clear. The venue has its moments—like the great access for prams and bikes—but the customer service is about as consistent as a 2-for-1 deal you never use. So, if you’re in the area and not expecting much, you could do worse. Just don’t get your hopes up too high.