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🏠 59 Streatham High Road, London, SW16 1PN
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Costa Coffee, where cleanliness is the only thing brewing stronger than their coffee. It’s a solid pit stop with a menu that’s about as exciting as watching paint dry. Nehaj Abbas loves the fresh bakery items and the sweet staff, but let’s be real: if you’re looking for a coffee shop experience, this branch is smaller than your bedroom. The service can be hit or miss — like that one barista who seems to be auditioning for a silent film.
Sure, the salted caramel latte hits the spot, but if you’re after a buzz from the staff, don’t expect too much chit-chat. You might have to repeat your order more than a few times before someone gives you a nod. So grab your drink, sit back, and enjoy the lack of social interaction. ☕️🤷♂️
"The cutest costa, it’s so clean and the girls in there are so incredibly sweet."
"All staff are always helpful, great drinks and food."
"Staff could be a little quicker and more attentive."
COSTA COFFEE — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 7 February 2021