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🏠 Unit 2, 2 Milner Place, London, SE1 7PE
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Birley's Sandwiches is the kind of place that looks clean and tidy but leaves your taste buds hanging like a bad Tinder date. With a 5-star hygiene rating, you could eat off the floor, but when it comes to the food? Let's just say it's more of a fuel stop than a destination. Nothing wrong here, but nothing to write home about either. It’s the sandwich equivalent of a grey cloud – just there, doing its thing without making any noise.
You’re not coming here for an epic culinary experience. You’re coming here because it’s convenient, and you need something in your stomach that you can pass off as lunch. If you find yourself here, just remember that the food is safe, but you’re not going to be raving about it to your mates anytime soon. It’s a classic hit-and-run situation, and honestly, it’s just fine.
Birley's Sandwiches, London — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 11 March 2022