WHAT A WEEK

🏠 Ground Floor, 252 Portobello Road, LONDON, W11 1LL

☕ Cafe

Tier Achieved:

✅ SAFE BET ✅

Clean. Reliable. Does the job.

The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.

🧼 Food Hygiene Rating 5/5 FSA Certified
⭐ Google Rating 4.1 239 reviews
Mon8 AM–7 PM
Tue8 AM–7 PM
Wed8 AM–7 PM
Thu8 AM–7 PM
Fri8 AM–7 PM
Sat8 AM–8 PM
Sun9 AM–7 PM

Coffee's solid; food is a gamble.

What a Week is like that friend who can be really fun, but sometimes leaves you scratching your head. Great coffee and warm vibes, as claimed by Cem and Ivan, but the menu can leave you wanting more. Coffee’s on point, and Christina might just be the best barista in town, but the food situation is a different story.

Carrie’s toastie experience was more like a toastie nightmare, and Maria had a meltdown over a cold breakfast. With a hygiene rating that’s solid, you might be okay for coffee, but just skip the food. You’ll thank me later. ☕


💬 PEOPLE SAY 💬

great atmospherefriendly staffcoffee passionoverpriced toastiesfood complaints

✨ FEATURES ✨

🍽️ Dine-in🥡 Takeout🚗 Delivery🍷 Wine🐕 Dog friendly

📝 REVIEWS 📝

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"Warm atmosphere, carefully crafted coffee, and friendly staff."

— cem girgin

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"Hands down the best customer service I’ve experienced in London!"

— Ivan L

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"Ambiance is not bad."

— ali eren Balikel


🔬 FSA BREAKDOWN 🔬

🧼 Hygienic Food Handling VERY GOOD
🏗️ Cleanliness & Facilities VERY GOOD
📋 Management & Safety VERY GOOD

What a week, LONDON — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5

🗓️ Last inspected: 23 May 2025


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