ONE REBEL

Welcome to One Rebel, where you can sweat it out and then have a good sulk about your life choices. The place is clean, like, ‘you could eat off the floor’ clean. Augustin Mallon couldn’t get over the great infrastructure, and neither will you. The showers and locker rooms are what you'd expect from a gym that takes itself a bit too seriously.

But the vibe is as mixed as a Tinder date gone wrong. While some are praising instructors like Kha for their infectious energy, others are left fuming after being denied entry because they were two minutes late. E L and Edith Serkovich both had their fair share of admin issues, leading to a less-than-stellar experience. So, if you’re keen to get fit but can’t deal with elitist attitudes, maybe just stick to jogging in the park.