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🏠 Ground Floor, 285 Fulham Road, LONDON, SW10 9PZ
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Amazing food. Hygiene score you can forgive.
The food slaps and hygiene is "Good" — not perfect, but nothing to worry about. Go for it.
Kiss the Hippo is the kind of caffeine haven that makes you question your past life choices with every sip. Bin’s latte is practically a hug in a cup, while the almond croissant would have you believing you’ve found the holy grail of pastries. Igor, the coffee whisperer, takes his time to explain the various roasts, making you feel like you’re in a masterclass instead of a café. And for those who appreciate a good musical backdrop, the tunes here are as well-curated as their coffee. Just don't ask for a decaf; the vibe here is all about rich, full-bodied flavor. ☕✨
"Probably the freshest and most delicious coffee I’ve had in London."
"The coffee was top notch. The almond croissant and cinnamon roll were delicious."
"The iced mocha had bits of chocolate pieces so when drinking through a straw it was not easy."
Kiss the hippo, LONDON — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 16 December 2025