Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 6 Hollywood Road, LONDON, SW10 9HY
Tier Achieved:
Mythical. Spotless AND the best of the best.
Like a unicorn — squeaky clean with top-tier food. This is the dream. Book it.
Il Bistrotto is the Italian restaurant you’ve been dreaming of, or at least the one that will make you forget about all the mediocre pizza joints. The food here is not just good; it’s positively orgasmic, with dishes like arancini and that cheese-filled focaccia making taste buds sing. The vibrant atmosphere makes it perfect for a night out, even if you’re not planning on a romantic evening—just don’t get too loud.
Simone, the host, is the kind of person who makes you feel like family, recommending the best dishes and wine pairings like a pro. And the tiramisu? A must. This place is hitting all the right notes, so make sure to hit it up if you’re in Chelsea. Just be ready for a celebration of flavors that’ll have you coming back for seconds. 🍝
"Great food (a bit oily but that’s expected from an Italian place)."
"Wine list, stunning. Food, amazing."
"Lovely setting and staff were all very friendly and welcoming."
Il Bistrotto — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 8 May 2025