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🏠 Ground Floor, 160 Portobello Road, LONDON, W11 2EB
Tier Achieved:
Clean. Reliable. Does the job.
The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.
Five Guys is the classic fast-food joint that’s as well-known as your childhood friend who always showed up to play. Cihan feels like he’s been transported to a movie set while chowing down on freshly made burgers, and S elkholy enjoyed top-notch fries and friendly staff. The customizable toppings are a hit, and you can’t deny that the food is generally reliable.
However, be prepared for a hit-and-miss experience; while the burgers might be great, some orders have led to cold cheese situations and wrong deliveries that’ll leave you shaking your head. The atmosphere leans toward takeaway rather than dine-in, so keep that in mind. Overall, if you want something quick and tasty, it’s a decent choice, just don’t expect the world.
"Food was good, not sure worth the money."
"Staff were super friendly."
"Tiny takeaway with limited seating."
Five Guys, LONDON — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 1 October 2025