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🏠 64 Notting Hill Gate, LONDON, W11 3HT
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Amazing food. Hygiene score you can forgive.
The food slaps and hygiene is "Good" — not perfect, but nothing to worry about. Go for it.
Cheatmeals is like the fast-food cousin you love to visit but don't tell your health-conscious friends about. Karimaa loved the mango habanero wings, while Tony Buon thought the burgers could rival Five Guys. The service is consistently top-notch, thanks to the attentive Fahad, who deserves a high-five for keeping things smooth.
However, it’s not all accolades. The place has a vanilla vibe overall, with some dishes earning more moans than cheers. You might leave happy, but don’t expect a culinary breakthrough—just solid, greasy comfort food. If you’re after a guilt trip wrapped in a burger, this is your spot. Just don’t look too closely at the health section of the menu.
"the chicken was succulent and easy to chew."
"Excellent burger (with five guys vibes)."
"The staff have consistently been kind and attentive."
Cheatmeals — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 15 December 2025