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🏠 Five Guys, Ground Floor, 71 Upper Street, N1 0NY
Tier Achieved:
Clean. Reliable. Does the job.
The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.
Five Guys is the fast-food equivalent of that reliable friend who shows up but never really wows you. The burgers are juicy, the fries are gigantic, and the staff are so friendly that you start to feel guilty for not loving it more. Tara raves about the vibe, and she’s right; the place is clean and the staff make ordering feel like a breeze. But let's be real, if you’re looking for gourmet dining, you’re in the wrong place.
It's the kind of joint you hit when you're craving a burger fix and want something uncomplicated. Just don’t expect to come away thinking about your meal for ages. Solid, but not earth-shattering. And for those who’ve tried better burgers, it could feel a bit pedestrian.
"I was really impressed."
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Five Guys, 71 Upper Street — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 17 November 2025