STARBUCKS

Starbucks is like that dependable friend who shows up but never really impresses. Sure, it’s got a 5/5 hygiene rating and a 4.0-star Google score, but let’s be honest: you’re not here for gourmet food. The coffee is classic Starbucks fare – decent but forgettable. The atmosphere? It's your typical caffeine pit stop, slightly enhanced by the occasional barista with a flair for latte art. Don’t expect anything groundbreaking, just your usual suspects like caramel frappuccinos and overpriced pastries.

If you're looking for a quiet place to chill or a quick fix of caffeine, this place will do the trick. Just don’t plan on having your mind blown. It’s like going to McDonald’s for a Michelin experience – you’ll leave full but not fulfilled. If you’re in the area and need caffeine, pop in, but if you want a memorable food experience, look elsewhere.