SPEEDO PIZZA

Speedo Pizza is clean, but the food seems to swim in mediocrity. The lunchtime special Chicken Supreme Pizza might have some wingman potential, but it’s not exactly winning any culinary awards. Meanwhile, reviews from folks like Malik and Selcuk reveal a darker truth: burnt offerings and rude staff leave a lot to be desired. If you're feeling adventurous, grab a pepperoni pizza made with turkey—yep, you heard that right. But tread carefully, as some customers felt the staff's English skills were as lacking as the flavor in their burnt wings.

So, if you're in the mood for a tasty slice, you might want to set your expectations low and your stomach high. Speedo Pizza is all about that 'survive, not thrive' vibe. Perfect for a late-night snack after a few too many at the pub but don't expect to be raving about it for weeks to come.