PRIORY PARK CAFE

Priory Park Cafe is like that friend who can be super nice but occasionally has a meltdown over a chair. It's a sweet spot for homemade pastries and solid family meals like chicken salad and pasta, but don't expect a Michelin star here. The vibe is friendly and laid-back, with outdoor benches that make it tempting to linger, especially when the paddling pool is in action. Just remember, the toilets might need a bit of TLC—like a good scrub down rather than a casual glance.

The staff, including the sometimes fiery older lady, are the main draw, with their penchant for speed and friendliness. But be prepared for an unexpected lecture if you dare to drag furniture around. Overall, it's a decent place to chill with your kids or grab a bite after a swim, but don't expect hygiene to be its main dish; maybe stay away from the restrooms.