PIZZA PHIROZA LTD

Pizza Phiroza is like that eager mate who always brings pizza to a party. They nail the basics with perfectly cooked 2-topping 7" pizzas and crispy fries for a mere £5.25. The staff, including the friendly chef with 15 years of experience, make sure you’re well treated, even if the pizza is sometimes a bit soft on the cheese. Just check your order, or you might end up like poor Johanna, whose pizza was mysteriously cancelled without a heads-up. Overall, it's a decent spot to fill your belly, but remember to lower your expectations.

With a 5-star hygiene rating and a steady 4.4 on Google, it’s clean enough to eat off the floor, but don’t expect gastronomic fireworks. It’s a solid choice for a quick bite, but you might want to look elsewhere if you’re after something thrilling.